There are creative people and then there are those touched people that come up with ideas like “Blanche Survives Katrina in a FEMA Trailer Named Desire”. I mean, seriously. I was lucky enough to see a very early reading of this show almost two years ago. Two weeks ago, it opened off-Broadway at the Soho [...]
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Even the New York Times Misses
Posted in Uncategorized on February 7, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Shout Out to Ciaran Tully
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2009 | 1 Comment »
I came across the I Love You Van on a freezing Saturday afternoon. Wandering aimlessly, crying, steaming up my glasses with the knowledge that, in that moment, calling anyone or doing anything wasn’t going to help. Sometimes it’s just about you and God. And, my thought is always, pay now or pay later, but those [...]
Heartache. Pork chops. It’s all the same.
Posted in Uncategorized on January 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I feel like a butter-flied pork chop. Split open. On display. That’s what going through a break-up feels like. Just how long is it appropriate to say: “I’m going through a break-up”? On one hand, the actual break-up doesn’t technically take very long. Ultimately there’s one final conversation from which that conclusion is drawn. A [...]
Correction.
Posted in Uncategorized on November 3, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
On occasion I’m wrong, and on even further occasion, I’ll admit it. While I was seemingly on point with the season’s top trend in Halloween costumes, my assertion that bumble bees were not, or could not, be sexy, was in fact very wrong as evidenced below. So popular was this trend that (in addition to [...]
No Thanks on the Pumpkin Latte
Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Ahhh. All Hallows Eve- one of my very favorite days, second only to the real deal. I’ll admit, Halloween brings out the curmudgeonly battle ax in me. I’ve never been particularly fond of the day. Surprising, since my mom really hated Halloween. The root of her aversion? Something about refined sugar, corn syrup and the [...]
This Is Exactly What I Was Afraid Of
Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I knew this was going to happen. One. Two. Thirty days would pass and I wouldn’t be able to start again. #37 on my endless list of reasons why I never wanted to blog. It’s just like when you owe someone a phone call, and for whatever reason, you can’t seem to pick up the [...]
Gimme Gimme
Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
The truth is, I’m always looking to get mine. Not a pretty thing to admit but its true. My little mind is always operating. What’s in it for me? Is there enough for me? Why does she have the bigger piece of pizza? When will I get this? When will I get that? Oh, I’m [...]
I’m Hot For Campbell Brown
Posted in Uncategorized on September 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Because she’s kicking serious ass.
And Katie, Bravo! Was Palin even speaking English?? You get a free pass for life.
And, Tea Leoni, for a hilarious performance in ‘Ghost Town’, aging gracefully, and well, she could probably use a little love right about now.
I’m still not sure if this blog is going to take some specific direction, [...]
Hey! I Don’t Have to Play This Game Anymore
Posted in Uncategorized on September 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
That’s exactly what I said to myself as I slithered (as best one can slither across wall-to-wall carpeting) from a purple foam square with a drum set on it to a red triangle piece of foam with a monkey on it. Sitting safely on the monkey’s face, I wait for the next set of instructions [...]
In Loving Memory
Posted in Uncategorized on September 19, 2008 | 4 Comments »
It’s been 1 year since I’ve smoked. 365 days without a cigarette. Today is nothing short of a miracle. I was a real smoker- a serious wild dirty disgusting sexy smoker. If I could’ve eaten cigarettes, I would have. I love to smoke.
I thought I’d never quit. Of course, it doesn’t start out that [...]
