The truth is, I’m always looking to get mine. Not a pretty thing to admit but its true. My little mind is always operating. What’s in it for me? Is there enough for me? Why does she have the bigger piece of pizza? When will I get this? When will I get that? Oh, I’m [...]
Archive for September, 2008
Gimme Gimme
Posted in Uncategorized on September 29, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I’m Hot For Campbell Brown
Posted in Uncategorized on September 26, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Because she’s kicking serious ass.
And Katie, Bravo! Was Palin even speaking English?? You get a free pass for life.
And, Tea Leoni, for a hilarious performance in ‘Ghost Town’, aging gracefully, and well, she could probably use a little love right about now.
I’m still not sure if this blog is going to take some specific direction, [...]
Hey! I Don’t Have to Play This Game Anymore
Posted in Uncategorized on September 26, 2008 | 2 Comments »
That’s exactly what I said to myself as I slithered (as best one can slither across wall-to-wall carpeting) from a purple foam square with a drum set on it to a red triangle piece of foam with a monkey on it. Sitting safely on the monkey’s face, I wait for the next set of instructions [...]
In Loving Memory
Posted in Uncategorized on September 19, 2008 | 4 Comments »
It’s been 1 year since I’ve smoked. 365 days without a cigarette. Today is nothing short of a miracle. I was a real smoker- a serious wild dirty disgusting sexy smoker. If I could’ve eaten cigarettes, I would have. I love to smoke.
I thought I’d never quit. Of course, it doesn’t start out that [...]
700 Reasons My Mom Might Know What She’s Talking About
Posted in Uncategorized on September 19, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I almost never listen to my mother. Not as a rule, it’s more of a lifetime of practice. But this morning she sent me a picture via text “mums from mum xo”. Come on, that’s pretty damn cute. She followed it up with a detailed voicemail about a butterfly… I won’t relay the entire [...]
Blogging and Other Things I Thought I’d Never Do
Posted in Uncategorized on September 17, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Start smoking. Smoke for 17 years. Quit smoking. Use half & half in my coffee. Own a pair of Uggs. Wear Uggs. Date an only child after dating an only child. Sing in the school choir. Not vote. Laugh at Howard Stern. Meditate. Go to strip clubs. Ride the cross-town bus. Fall out of love [...]
